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funny poem part 2

Poem of Sam

Pickled

A chest in vinegar,
In non-sour vinegar,
After four seasons,
It's still tits.

Would you have doubted it?
This cucurbitaceae
Is a good condiment
Because pungent while eating.

In green, of several tones.
Location of accompaniments.
Together in cooking.

In cucumber, nations
Font crops, eating it.
Supply text?

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It was like that

At home everything seemed to stop spontaneously;
In him everything was instantly damaged;
In him everything was repaired simultaneously;
In short, everything was happening fabulously at home.

When he had not yet put his foot down
On the land, Nice pressed his mother, he shouted,
He sulked and stamped with insistence
To be born because he always burned with impatience.

At his birth, without greeting his entourage,
Nice ran to the house full of courage
Because he wanted to see his little brothers.
He saw them and asked if they knew his father.

Zealous as he was, Nice skipped his childhood,
Absorbed puberty and adolescence
To reach adulthood, if one believes!
There was nothing to reproach; It was his right!

Singular as he was, he believed everything believed,
No cooking time, I myself did not believe
How this Nice often forgot to digest
After eating. Hard thing to manage!

It was not for this phenomenal being
Left * to exit before entering the room
Examination where it had occasion to conclude
His dissertations before introducing them.

Alas, our curious kid gave up
In sport the day before he was beaten
For having pierced the ball with the blow of the intestines,
He did not care because it was not his destiny.

Instead, he preferred to make music
Where he had a special gift of playing the unique
Instrument: the whistle. He had been
One hundred and nine in water, he was satisfied with it.

Immediately on the evening of his life, he remembered
Of all that he had previously esteemed vain;
He bought a bottle at the shop
For he had not suckled. Funny criticism!
He made himself the beard, a setting he did not know,
He loved, that he had not honored.

Little by little his energy was exhausted;
But the infernal envy of the meat grew
To the point that he crushed and swallowed his tongue;
From then on, life seemed long;

At his death, seeing that those who accompanied him
At the grave neglected his time to gain,
He took his cross, dug so fast and bury himself
To the living, he wrote: "Yesterday we shall see."

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Me chatterbox?

Me ! A talker!
That sees so much?
Oh ! Hoax!
True ? Does that mean?

Even in writing?
The flow of words,
You invaded
Full of echoes?

In your thoughts?
What crossroads,
To cross each other,
In detours.

In your actions?
To express,
Our relationships,
To communicate?

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7 Great Funny Apps Which Can Make Your Day!

Are you tired of your hectic lifestyle? Well, it is time to relax, you have many things around you such as funny Apps on your smartphones.

You will find some people saying that tendency of using gadgets have moved us away from acquiring any physical activity which is important to stay fresh and happy.
Although that sounds true to some extent but we cannot help using gadgets as it is an integral part of our lives now.
You may differ from it but it is a fact that to stay fresh and happy you do not need to necessarily go for any physical activity. 

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All you will have to do is to grab the smartphone and use following funny Apps, which will definitely make your day.
  1. 9GaG
It happens to be the famous fun photos website. It has its own specific App for iPhone which helps in accessing to the site’s photo gallery. So do not waste time and acquire the App right now and have great fun with friends while using this exciting App.
  1. Talking Tom
Although everyone likes this specific App, but kids like it most and indeed it is the great funny App. The users of both iPhone and Android can use this App. If you are not feeling good and want to fresh your mind then start talking to Tom, who will put a smile on your face. You have great fun with this cat.
  1. BUZZFEED
Everyone knows that BUZZFEED is the famous fun website and you know it has an iPhone App. This App delivers all kinds of noteworthy and various funny things from the internet to your smartphone. You may come across political jokes, latest photos of films and YouTube videos.
  1. IFUNFACE
It is the App through which you put face into any kind of funny character. The story does not end here as you can also make your own great video while enjoying with friends and family. Seriously using it is the great fun and after a hectic day at work, this App is the best way to have a smile on your face.
  1. IFUNNY
IFUNNY is another exciting funny App that is very famous among young people. But while using it, make sure you have the stable internet service. In that specific App, you may create a pic yourself and send it out to your friends and family members. Do not forget to keep it away from kids as it also consists of mature content.
  1. INSTANT BUTTONS
Honestly, this is the App which every age group likes. As you explore this App so you will find that it produces different kinds of funny sounds. If you have failed to express your own feelings, just hit Instant Button for explaining your own mood.
  1. DRAGON DETECTOR
If you are the one who likes fantasy movies, so this App is the right option for you. If you want to see a dragon then just use this exciting App. It offers you your personal 3D dragon that will be the ability to breathe and fire. You know the dragon also responds to your every single movement. For instanceFree Reprint Articles, you may push it for walking.

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